发明：快速入眠辅助手机壳

冰箱之父:
小李粉丝现在越来越多了，有偶像包袱了嗷，现在都不自己亲生示范发明道具的功能了。[doge]

【回复】回复 @小李技术学 :天天让嫌命长出演我不是很认可，建议多加点角色[思考]
国民觉醒后的躺平:
Hello Lee. You don't know me, but I know you. Now i want to play a game with you. 你是一个学生却每天熬夜刷手机，成绩一降再降，你年迈的母亲每次苦口婆心，你却置若罔闻，安之若素，现在你必须用手拿着眼前的手机，假如没有拿住的话，你的脑袋会嗡一下，如同你的母亲那种教育你的时候那种头痛欲裂，撕心裂肺，而现在，你又能为了你的生存付出多少？ 生还是死。 做出你的选择吧。

【回复】你时间呢，没时间 你这师从霍夫曼啊[doge]
【回复】回复 @一块朴实无华的肥皂 :我忘记设置时间了😂
xx舍得:
虽然我不是嫌命长，但我刚试用完这款产品，请问我要怎么起床呢[思考]

【回复】这还不简单，醒来就在天堂了
成都华西妇科孙医师:
我以后医院做手术都不需要麻醉药了，用小李这个就行了。

【回复】你怎么在这里 是为了帮助西红仕解决失眠的问题吗[脱单doge]
我新某人全吃了:
Hello, Lee. You don't know me but I know you. In the past days, you have been hiding in the dark, peeping into other people's lives with your mobile phone, so as to paralyze yourself and be confused every day. You are a strange complex. You are afraid of social networking, but you are crazy about peeping. The most important thing is sad. So are you going to watch yourself die today, or try to stop it? Now you have a special device fixed in your hand. Your peeping device is fixed in the stone brick, and your hand must be held in the air all night, otherwise the falling impact will activate the gunpowder in the stone brick. Boom, the only way to protect yourself is to stick to it for 8 hours. Keep alive, or die in despair, never lose the opportunity to peep and paralyze yourself, and look at the world with your heart? Live or die, make your choice.

【回复】别整中文，就这样最有那味儿，还有你那头像，名称，以后见你一次赞你一次[doge]
【回复】WTF，you are really jig saw[doge]
邦邦两拳就睡着了:
我宣布今年最佳武打演员是：嫌~名~长—— 你们热烈掌声在哪里 [doge]

Dr墨竹:
开业了！开业了！小李商场开业了开业时间早8点到晚25点现在凡是在商场里购物均赠送辅助睡眠手机壳一个！全部产品通通打8折买不了吃亏！买不了上当！保质量！保安心！国际著名精神科医师现场合作为你所用的产品代言！小李商场联系电话:我也不知道多少。[doge]

小虾炖菜:
谢谢这个手机了，让我十年脑血栓好了

LaPiTian:
这个好啊，就是睡眠时间有点长。[藏狐]