中式英语日常

莱芜在回家的路上:
左边一笑我就陷入今天第103次恋爱中了！！！

为James欢呼:
纠正：Hello. Don't say hello to me！ You tell everyone What did you do？ l sent a message to him. l've already said he's not worth it. l told you 100 times，Don't send message to him！ Today，you must make a choose between me and him！ Please choose. He，or me. And beautiful unhappy，please choose. Quickly！（这句倒是对的） Choose you. l am telling you again，starting from today，You go your way，l will cross my bridge. You never want to see me again. And you won't to eat hamburgers in your life anymore. Starting from today. Are you crazy？（这句也对了） Crazy？You sent message to him，is you crazy！ （全是自我翻译，如有错误请纠正）