刘强东你们加班干活吧 我去睡觉😴

过期伊利纯牛奶:
不加班不是我兄弟，我东哥晚上也加班的[吃瓜]

Kahauss:
Made love，说明东哥已经与那个女士发生性关系了，所以章泽天还是忍了

飞飞了个飞飞:
东哥加班真累啊，加完班直接困得睡着了

理砶:
“超过2分钟的不是握兄弟，因为我2分钟[doge]”

试了一百个都被用了:
听力一直不行，不过看字幕完全能看懂的[吃瓜]

Blancperregaux:
After we made love I told her she was tired so she can't be my brother, no money for her and she was fired, then she called 911.